I really am very small.
Each time I put a hat on my head, I resemble a toadstool in a fairy garden. Exhibit A shown herein.
And shoes? Pfft. The shops never have my fairy foot size. Long boots? Forget it. Maybe if this 'children's author' thing falls through, I could go into business making long boots for little legs. There's a definite market, believe me.
For such a pint sized person I do have a rather large imagination, which comes in handy when you're an aspiring children's author.
You see, I like books. I like looking at them, reading them, holding them, balancing my tea cup on them, placing them in little hands, and for the past few years - I've liked writing them.
Perhaps one day I'll be placing one of my books in a little person's hand, either that or it will be a boot on their foot...